On a clear day, can you really see forever? No, but you can see up to 150 kilometres unassisted claim the folks at the Calgary Tower. Sitting 160 metres (525 feet) above ground, there is much to be seen from the observation deck – and perhaps you might find some version of forever up there.
Take yourself on a field trip and explore this city from a different perspective. Let’s see if you can find these items:
Looking North:
*Centre Street Bridge – site of the gangster movie Prime Cut (1972) starring Gene Hackman and some other people who are not so famous.
*Chinatown – home of some of the best rice vermicelli around.
*Bow River – because of being glacier fed, its blue-green hue is unique. Something you can’t tell from up close.
*Calgary International Airport – way out there, bring your binoculars.
*LRT/C-Train – probably the best way to get to the Tower as (you will see) there is no parking metres to be found for miles. Bing-bong.
*City Hall – where you won’t see a secret passageway inside leading to an unused LRT tunnel. But you will see the building.
*Municipal Building – this very prominent tiered structure looks like a triangular set of steps. Stairway to taxes, anyone?
*Performing Arts Centre - where they perform like arts…and stuff.
*Calgary Public Library – they’re very serious about not taking the coffee inside you just purchased at the coffee shop connected to the building (security at front doors and everything). The Tower, on the other hand, is coffee-in-hand friendly.
*Police HQ – another place that doesn’t mind one holding a Chai Latte, unless they’re in cuffs, of course.
*Olympic Plaza – flooded for splashing in summer and skating in winter, just call it Calgary’s giant bathtub.
Looking East:
*CP Rail – watch the trains head toward Saskatchewan and hum a little Stompin’ Tom Connors to yourself. No one will mind. Really.
*Calgary Zoo – local folklore has it that Dinny the Dinosaur was painted bright green with the surplus bridge paint. But not so bright that you can make him out from here.
*City Transit Bus Barn – contrary to popular opinion they don’t hold rodeos on Thursday evenings, not even the occasional petting zoo.
*Saddledome – the architecture of the building speaks for itself. Ride ‘em, er… colossal-sized cowboy?
Looking South:
*Talisman Centre – or the thing that looks like a big circus tent. No, it’s not a car lot.
*Chinook Mall – the gigantic beetle crawling down the side of the building is not visible from here but can still give you the shivers.
*Glenmore Reservoir and Dam – which used to be the site of a popular picnic area. The tables don’t float.
*Rocky Mountains – pointy.
*The Red Mile - 17th Avenue just doesn’t look the same in the daytime/non-hockey-game nights with everyone keeping their shirts on but still a sight.
Looking West:
*Palliser Hotel – Gene Hackman in Prime Cut again.
*Banker’s Hall – visit the Tower during office hours and see bankers at work.
*Knox United Church – the tiny stone building with huge stained glass windows dwarfed by the skyscrapers. That’s the one.
*University of Calgary Campus – you can’t see the 1984 time capsule buried in Scurfield Hall under a stairwell…but you can imagine.
*Alberta College of Art and Design – with famous graduates – my sister-in-law, Wendy, being one.
*Jubilee Auditorium - another place where taking the C-train is probably your best bet.
*McMahon Stadium – there was an old Tonight Show joke around here once but was cancelled due to lack of laughter.
Unexpected Sights in the Gift Shop:
*Pepper mills in the shape of the Calgary Tower – elevator not included.
*Pens that have water and tiny floating towers in them – purchase your very own Tower and get great penmanship all at once.
*Maple syrup in bottles in the shape of…. – a definite theme in the gift shop
People you might meet on the Observation Deck:
*Families that would like you to take their photo – which rarely turns out if they are standing against the window – too much light behind them. It’s true.
*People looking east and humming Stompin’ Tom Connors – see above.
*Window washers – they don’t like to be distracted.
*People looking for change – to plug into the pay-binoculars.
*Little kids looking for a step up – windows begin at about 4 feet off the ground, but kids love to sit on the window ledge and scare their parents by banging on the glass.
*Tourists carrying pepper mills in the shape of… – couldn’t resist.
Hope your field trip to the Calgary Tower is full of fun and surprises and a few of these listed items! For more ‘serious’ facts about the Tower, including admission and hours of operation, visit www.CalgaryTower.com.