Everyone has a watch but no one has any time.
Every good quote has already been taken.
You can only watch so much Olympics.
It’s a good day when I don’t die in traffic (and I’m not even driving).
The only good poems are short ones, or possibly the only ones I care to read.
Real men don’t ride Vespas.
Perhaps the reason Bill Paxton no longer makes films is because he also realized he is an awful actor.
I don’t think I’ll ever get it through my head that Daylight Savings Time happens on Sundays, not Mondays.
Face it. When everyone has one, it says something about freedom of choice.
There is no moving on - only ignoring what once was in favour of what is to be.